1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,200 [rhythmic music in the background] 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,160 [Eva] If you want to know my opinion, 3 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:07,240 I think it's possible to do the revolution together. 4 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:08,119 [doorbell] 5 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,680 [Nurse] Mr. Alfonso Bremer? His father was hospitalized this morning. 6 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,960 - [Nurse] What's your name? - James Bremer. 7 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,960 [laughing] Ma'am, if you continue looking at me like that kills me. 8 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,840 It doesn't get along with my catheter. 9 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,280 Giacomo, they told me you were dead. 10 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,160 [Giacomo] Alfonso, at my age, when you're in bed with a woman 11 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,920 and you feel your hands tingling... 12 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,440 either it's an orgasm or it's a heart attack. 13 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,120 You had a heart attack because you were fucking. 14 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,840 You have an addiction, an illness. 15 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,520 Don't you understand that those women they were not lovers. 16 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,120 - No, and what were they? - Clients. 17 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,720 [Don Luigi] It seems obvious to me that you need to resolve 18 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,160 the conflict with your father. The great gigolo. 19 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,600 [Alfonso] You're sure that's the case to stop the sessions now? 20 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,160 [Constance] Couples therapy ends here. 21 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:49,240 My love, remember that in this moment your wife is screwing the therapist. 22 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,440 - [Alfonso clears his throat] -How long has this been going on? 23 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,040 - From the seminar "Serene woman". - That was two months ago! 24 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,840 - Three. - [Giacomo] I have to ask you a favor. 25 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,880 Now that I have to stop, risk of losing the customer base. 26 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,640 I could give you a percentage 70% of the proceeds. 27 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:06,080 - Yes, but to do what? - hustlers, hustlers, hustlers... 28 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,680 - [Francesca] You are young. - [Alfonso] Is it a problem? 29 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,360 - You smell very good. - I was peeling garlic. 30 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,880 - [Alfonso] It's my first time. - You need the Bremer Method. 31 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,240 - Giacomo, the world has changed. - The world has not changed. 32 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,960 - Is Alfonso a sex worker? - Yes. 33 00:01:17,039 --> 00:01:18,360 - What? - [braking] 34 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,640 [glass shattering] 35 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,880 Maybe you happened to listen a few episodes of a podcast I do. 36 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,160 Are you the voice of "Genital"? 37 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,880 There are things that therapy can't solve it, go figure. 38 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,120 Alfonso is the man of my life. 39 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,280 - Do you like the bafo? - I like it. 40 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,520 To return to Margherita, I wouldn't let it slip away. 41 00:01:39,759 --> 00:01:41,080 [music fades] 42 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,920 [Margherita's verses] 43 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,320 [Margaret] Do you want a tip for the poke? 44 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,280 - [Alfonso] Don't worry... - [Margherita] You want a tip 45 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,520 - for the poke? - [Alfonso] Okay, I'll take the tip. 46 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,360 [Alfonso] Excuse me, I don't understand. 47 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,280 [verses by Alfonso and Margherita] 48 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,520 [Alfonso] I don't understand it! 49 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,039 [Margherita] Wait, wait... 50 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,440 - [Alfonso] In your underwear? - [Margherita] In my underwear. 51 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,320 [Alfonso] Ouch! 52 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,040 It's cold! And there I was. Candle. 53 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,160 - Sorry, sorry. - And I was almost there. Candle. 54 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,880 I get it, sorry... Ouch. 55 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,360 You are not credible. 56 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,360 I understood, But do I necessarily have to dress like this? 57 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,560 - Why? - I do not know. 58 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,440 Because I like it. Because I'm the one who decided it. 59 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,440 You decide and I do it. But at least I can take off the cube? 60 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:33,160 It's just that I've been reading a book lately, you know, about relationships, the deep ones... 61 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,000 But you don't feel, sorry, that... 62 00:02:36,079 --> 00:02:37,079 [verse] 63 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:41,480 ...lately something has been going wrong between us. 64 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,160 [sighs] Yes, Margherita. In fact, yes. 65 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,520 In fact, you feel it. 66 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:50,200 Because you're getting older. Instead, I'm becoming mature inside. 67 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,079 [melancholic music in the background] 68 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,160 And so... 69 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:57,760 I don't want to regret not doing it something I would have liked to do. 70 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,040 [sound of amazement] I said it! 71 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,440 Huh? [stuttering] You can repeat, what did you say? 72 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,880 Don't you want to regret it? - For not having done something 73 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,720 what I wanted to do. I said it again. 74 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,880 [laughs] 75 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,000 Listen to me, then let's thaw these eggs. 76 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,400 Huh? 77 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,480 Now... 78 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,280 [music fades] 79 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,079 Rossana doesn't say this, however. 80 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,040 But who is Rossana, excuse me? 81 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,000 [door opens] 82 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,480 What didn't he tell you to do? Some eggs? 83 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,280 [door closes] 84 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,760 [ØZWALD: "Don't bring me down" in the background] 85 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,640 [Eva] Dear Genital listeners, today we talk about change. 86 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,520 People often write to me, especially men, 87 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:53,120 complaining that they don't recognize more us women in these modern times. 88 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,720 The truth is that they didn't notice of change, 89 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,200 until it got to his head like a bag of bricks. 90 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,080 The reason? Simple. 91 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,800 They didn't want to see him. 92 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,600 Oh yes, because it was enough open your eyes 93 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,080 and look around a bit to realize 94 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,600 that this revolution was coming. 95 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:17,279 [ØZWALD: "Don't bring me down" continues] 96 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,519 [Eva] The wait is over. 97 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,800 The revolution has come to town, 98 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:25,000 and as much as you try, stopping it will be impossible. 99 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,280 [Eva] In other words, dear men... 100 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,520 get ready to look me in the eye your companions 101 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,159 and to no longer recognize them. 102 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,600 The era is over of women who adapt. 103 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,120 The story of women choosing themselves begins. 104 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:55,280 This revolution does not need of your permission. 105 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:59,640 But maybe, if you like, you can choose to walk alongside us. 106 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,920 [Woman] We give a warm welcome to Rossana Astri. 107 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,320 [applause] 108 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,360 Welcome. 109 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,520 Margherita pizza! 110 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,520 - Margherita pizza. - [snorts] 111 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:29,640 Hey. 112 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,000 Just to clarify, Were you not talking about children? 113 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,560 In your opinion if I wanted a child now Should I freeze my eggs? 114 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,040 But then freeze, thaw, but what is a bass? 115 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,920 - Okay, no. - I want to feel free. 116 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,640 I want to feel free to experiment sexually, like you did. 117 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,240 - Do you want to be a prostitute? - [verse] 118 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,080 Of course, if I do it I'm a slut, if you do it he's a gigolo, 119 00:05:48,159 --> 00:05:49,960 - usual story. - No, it came out badly. 120 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,440 You get what I mean, though. 121 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,760 Look, you're such a son by Giacomo Bremer. 122 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,520 What does it have to do with it? Sexuality of a man and a woman is different. 123 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,440 There is an emotional involvement for a woman, or not? 124 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,880 - [laughing] Oh God. - That's right! 125 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,000 I try to elevate myself and you propose the rhetoric of feeling. 126 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,760 - But... - You're scared. 127 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,280 What should I be afraid of? 128 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,520 What do I know. Call it fear of abandonment, 129 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:09,800 sense of inadequacy. 130 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,880 I'm scared a great fuck! 131 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,280 Margherita, I've been traveling around for a year disguised as a clown. 132 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,320 Don't you think about me? 133 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,680 - Of course, I have to think about you now. - A little yes. 134 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,600 Because this is something I like. 135 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,280 Because this is my pleasure. Rossana is right, 136 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,760 the pleasure is all mine. The pleasure is all mine! 137 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,360 The pleasure is all mine! 138 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,640 Can I ask a question? 139 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,120 Because we can't anymore to communicate you and I? 140 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,080 Because one thing I say, I have a feeling it's wrong? 141 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,280 - Because it is. - Oh. Alright. 142 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,400 But don't you see how the world has changed? 143 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,280 Rossana Astri is right, 144 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,600 men are afraid of change. 145 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,720 Men are afraid of change! 146 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,040 - Yes. - Men are afraid of change. 147 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,480 - Rossana Astri repeats things a lot. - Yes. 148 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,800 - But who is Rossana Astri? - [laughs] 149 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,520 Look, I need to stay some time alone. 150 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,960 Lots of time alone. 151 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,240 - When? - From now on. Go. 152 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,680 - I said go though! Go! - Yes, yes, yes. 153 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,040 Eh. 154 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,680 [rhythmic music in the background] 155 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,920 Cent, two cents, three cents... 156 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,720 But about fifty. She's being smart. 157 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,680 You're 90 years old, you're good, right? 158 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,760 Muriel, mon tresor? 159 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:24,240 Eh, there's about fifty to go. Dish cries. 160 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,680 Ouch. 161 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:29,480 We worked hard last night. I also have a little pain in my palseuse. 162 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,440 The palseuse, the balls... 163 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,600 [sighs] 164 00:07:35,159 --> 00:07:36,240 What are you doing, sleeping? 165 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,200 Huh? 166 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,000 [sighs] 167 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,680 Muriel? 168 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,200 Muriel! 169 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,480 [gasping] 170 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,840 Oh, God, she's dead! 171 00:07:49,159 --> 00:07:50,760 Now where do I put this? 172 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,640 [phone rings] 173 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,360 Sorry. 174 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,680 Ready? 175 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,400 [rhythmic music in the background] 176 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,440 Arrival. I'll be right there. 177 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,120 Excuse me. Go. 178 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,360 Well? What is it? 179 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,680 How is that? She's dead. 180 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,200 - Eh. - Oh. 181 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,640 Call the funeral home. He had no one. 182 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,040 You pay, then I'll give it all back to you. 183 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,080 No, sorry, Giacomo. But we had a deal. 184 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,560 I found you clients and you taught me how to be a gigolo. 185 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,640 Paolé, you're not ready yet. Then take off these glasses. 186 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,000 Get busy with customers. Give me your coat, go. 187 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,680 - [sighs] - But it's not my fault 188 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,400 if the customers no longer come or die. 189 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,600 I don't know what happened, but I'll find out. 190 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,360 [sighs] Goodbye, Muriel. 191 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,520 I loved you. 192 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,080 I loved you so much. 193 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,760 Damn, I was forgetting the money! 194 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,440 [rhythmic music in the background] 195 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,240 [Giacomo] See you. 196 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,760 [music fades] 197 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,040 [sighs] 198 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,880 [sighs] 199 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,240 [door closes] 200 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,840 - Hello. - EU, hello. 201 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,480 What are you doing with the funeral robe? 202 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,160 Eh. 203 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,760 Muriel. 204 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,480 When the great puppeteer calls... 205 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,880 - I'm sorry. - I don't know what's happening. 206 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,760 Historical customers are leaving, the new ones don't arrive. 207 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,640 It's as if it suddenly exists a collective escape. 208 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,280 - Mm. - What are you doing here? 209 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,240 Nothing... [sighs] 210 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:59,360 - Margherita kicked me out of the house. -Mh. Is he fucking the therapist again? 211 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,520 No, dad. He wants to experiment. 212 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:05,040 He said he wants to do it what I did last year. 213 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,920 - The slut. Well. - A minimum of sensitivity, right? 214 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,920 - So you're coming back to live here? - A few days. 215 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,720 Oh, good. You just have to go back to doing the job. 216 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,240 You need to go back to Bremer and sons. 217 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,880 "Sons". Huh? With an "s", so I have brothers. 218 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,680 But it goes... With the "s" it's more chic. 219 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,960 No, it's not chic anymore, it's plural. It's grammar. 220 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,080 When will you stop with the fixation of having brothers. 221 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:25,960 Ah. 222 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,360 Look, do something. See a friend, vent. 223 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,320 Take a sauna! I even got you a spa membership. 224 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,160 Do you remember, as a child, you always said, 225 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:38,200 "Dad, dad, we're not going more to the spa, to take baths." 226 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,920 So, I just discovered I have a brother from Chianciano Terme. 227 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,880 - And that's it! - And where from? From Arezzo? 228 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,000 - From Monte San Savino? - Yes, from Poggi Bonzi. 229 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,360 I'm a dickhead. 230 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,240 [melancholic music in the background] 231 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,680 [sighs] 232 00:10:58,920 --> 00:10:59,920 [sighs] 233 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,200 [Wet Leg: "We Dream" playing in the background] 234 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,800 [sighs] 235 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,080 [music fades] 236 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,160 Has the customer arrived? 237 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,600 Yes, she came in half an hour ago. 238 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,880 You told her to wait for me at the bar counter? 239 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,400 Yes. But he was in a hurry, I don't know if it has already gone up. 240 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,280 [suspenseful music in the background] 241 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,520 As the poet Hikmet said, 242 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,640 "The most beautiful of our days, we haven't experienced them yet. 243 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:35,040 And the most beautiful thing I would like to tell you, I haven't told you yet." 244 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,520 James Bremer. 245 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,400 Rossana Astri. 246 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,640 James. Usual Aviation? 247 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,080 Make it two. You absolutely have to try it, you know? 248 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:50,160 Think that during the war the pilots Englishmen drank it before taking off. 249 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,080 You talk bullshit, huh. 250 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,200 - A lot. - Mm. 251 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,760 When I see a beautiful woman like this, I don't know how to lie anymore. 252 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,960 Do you have a hotel room too? 253 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,200 [laughing] Yes. 254 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,960 Do you want to show it to me? 255 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,600 Bold. Straight to the point. 256 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:13,520 But all these promises you make, then do you keep them in the bedroom? 257 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,160 Well, that's the best way to find out. 258 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,760 - But does this approach work? - Yes. 259 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,880 - Yes? - There's a little formality, darling. 260 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,560 The account must be paid in advance. 261 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,640 The sont 350. 262 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,040 - Please? - Before consuming... 263 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,320 as usual. 264 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,760 - Should I pay? - It goes without saying. 265 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,240 So I'll tell you in French. But screw you. 266 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,120 [sighs] 267 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,920 This joke is ironic. 268 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,320 No, I don't like it anymore. 269 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,520 [rhythmic music in the background] 270 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,400 She disappeared. 271 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,800 What are you doing here? Why aren't you with the client? 272 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,880 Listen, do you remind me of his name? Rossana? 273 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,200 No, her name is... Clara, but it will stay up in the room. 274 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,600 - When are you going to start working for me? - You watch and learn. 275 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,360 - Then take off these glasses! - Yes. 276 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,160 [snorts] And these ladies? 277 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,040 There is a feminist seminar... 278 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,800 They heard I came back, they rushed. 279 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,120 See, I still soak it. You, on the other hand, are still an apprentice. 280 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,520 [Choir and Orchestra Charlie Stainmann: "Scoobidoo Love" playing in the background] 281 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,720 [Don Luigi] Why did you bring me here, Alfonso? 282 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,360 [Alfonso] A gift that Giacomo made me. 283 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,280 However, did you understand what I told you? 284 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,040 [Don Luigi] And what should I tell you? "He who wounds by the sword, perishes by the sword." 285 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,880 - You did it, she can do it. - Luigi, but you can feel what we're doing 286 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,640 any steps backwards? What should I do? 287 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,200 When I'm in difficulty I ask Him. 288 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,080 And He speaks to me. 289 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,680 But He doesn't speak to me. 290 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,200 So, what should I do? Could I make heads or tails? 291 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,720 - You're very nice. - Real? 292 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:49,320 I'm just amazed at how agitated you are instead of enjoying what you have. 293 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,240 Luigi, I would like to point out to you than my crisis with Margherita 294 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,320 it started when I found it in bed with the therapist. 295 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,080 - [Alfonso laughs] - Are you obsessed with this sex thing, 296 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,600 as if sex should be the center of life. 297 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,520 And in the meantime you get lost all the beauty that is around you. 298 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,000 - An expert speaks. - What do you mean, sorry? 299 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,320 With all due respect, How many women have you been with in your life? 300 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,000 Apart from Luisetta of the third C, when we went on a trip to Ragusa. 301 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,080 With how many? 302 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,520 Nothing happened with Luisetta. 303 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,640 Zero? 304 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,360 Have you always been a priest? 305 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,840 I'm a priest, but it's not like I'm from Mars. 306 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,320 Ah, so you can hear the snare drum too. 307 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,400 Which? 308 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,320 When you like a person, that thing that builds inside you, 309 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,880 that kind of drum which it starts to do: 310 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,160 tu-tum tu-tum, tu-tum tu-tum, that gallops you. Do you feel it or not? 311 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,960 I don't know what it is, it disgusts me. 312 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,600 - [laughs] - I'll go while I have mass. 313 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,480 In my opinion, I'm not the person most suitable with whom to have this discussion. 314 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,560 [clears throat] 315 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:01,640 [music fades] 316 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,440 In my opinion Margherita is right. 317 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,200 - Why? - Because when did you stop 318 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,400 to be a gigolo, you put on a bourgeois, heteronormative couple. 319 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,080 - Eve. - And also very patriarchal. 320 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,480 What's patriarchal? 321 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,480 You've wondered what he's going through for Margherita's head? 322 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,840 - Yes. - [store doorbell] 323 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,960 - Good morning! - Hello, good morning. 324 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,560 - [saleswoman] Good morning to you. - [sigh from Alfonso] 325 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,320 You perceived unconsciously the crisis between you. 326 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,080 And instead of thinking that she is a complete woman, 327 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,360 who was always by your side and that now it is she who finally hears 328 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,320 the need to experience the world, what are you doing? 329 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,840 You think about your need to have a child. Because now you feel ready. 330 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,000 I need to have a child with Margaret. 331 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,800 I don't have an abstract need to have a child. 332 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,880 If not I would choose myself one of these young girls 333 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,640 that they want and I would do it with her. - How the fuck do you talk, Alfonso? 334 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,320 - Did I say something bad? - Very! 335 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,080 - Mm. - I think I hear you talking 336 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,640 that sexist father of yours! - Don't overdo it, okay? 337 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,280 The Bremer gene runs strong in you. 338 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,000 I'm accompanying you to buy the clothes for the creature, 339 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,320 which Bremer gene flows through me, sorry? 340 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:06,560 Certain. A real Bremer does not accompany a woman buying clothes. 341 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,920 You understand what I mean. 342 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,359 Then you know how much it cost me to integrate my mother's feminism 343 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,880 and reposition it, why are you talking about the Bremer gene? 344 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,359 Ditch this psychoanalytic lexicon. It doesn't attack. 345 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,280 The problem isn't your mother. 346 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,560 The problem is your father. 347 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,000 I will never be like my father. 348 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,160 If. 349 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,240 [rhythmic music in the background] 350 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,120 [music fades] 351 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,800 - [verse] - [sales assistant] Is it a boy or a girl? 352 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,680 No, no, no, the Swedish experiment. 353 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,960 Yes, the Swedish experiment. 354 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,040 You know how much damage it does patriarchal conditioning 355 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,720 to children from an early age? 356 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,520 No! He doesn't know! 357 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,920 Well, in Sweden they did a social experiment. 358 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,520 They dressed a newborn baby in pink, blue and then yellow. 359 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,840 It turns out that we adults talk very differently to children 360 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,320 whether we know they are male or female. 361 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,720 So, my dear shop assistant, 362 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,120 I the sex of my son I will never tell him. 363 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,840 Because maybe I won't change the world, 364 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,880 but I definitely don't want to give them away your mental conditioning. 365 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,360 - Clear? - I'm so sorry, really. 366 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,680 Eve. Eve, now... 367 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,800 - No. - [verse] 368 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,320 - What's happening? - I read an article 369 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,800 of an Indian psychotherapist, 370 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,680 he suggests during an argument lying down calms the nervous system. 371 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,480 - How many things do you learn, eh? - [embarrassed laughter] 372 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,760 - How's it going? - Cortisol is decreasing. 373 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,480 It's reducing cortisol. That seems like a good thing to me. 374 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,400 - [Eva's verses] - Oh God, how scary. 375 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,560 [James' verses of pain] 376 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,320 [verses by James] 377 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,440 [Clara] That's not right, eh. 378 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,560 [Giacomo] Clara, what's happening? 379 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,320 It happens that I don't hear you. You are here and you are not here. 380 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,160 Of course I'm here, there is no other place I would rather be. 381 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,480 - Look, better to end it here, eh. - [verse] 382 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,000 But it's a shame. 383 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,880 Precisely! If I pay, I want the best! 384 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,880 - In fact, you should give me my money back. - What can I give you back! 385 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,320 I'm number one on the market, not pizza and figs. 386 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,240 Maybe you were. Look what the times are change. I'm looking for that extra thing. 387 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:09,600 Which? 388 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,960 I do not know. 389 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,080 This is why I pay a professional. 390 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,040 If you don't know it either, what do I give you? 391 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,240 [sighs] You are not equipped. 392 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,480 You can't understand what I want! 393 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,520 [mumbles] If you have an imagination, I can become whoever you want! 394 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,160 Watch out you fall! 395 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,040 And as my friend would say, 396 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,320 "The pleasure is all mine!" 397 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,200 I did not understand. 398 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,240 It means that we women we have the right to pleasure. 399 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,720 And you know what we say to those who don't give it to us? 400 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,320 - Eh. - We tell him, "Get out!". 401 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,520 Okay, but you have to take it another appointment. 402 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,560 - Out! - But outside of what? This is my room. 403 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,440 - Goodbye, Giacomo. - Oh, goodbye. 404 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,400 [rhythmic music in the background] 405 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,400 [verses] 406 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,880 [verses] 407 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,800 What are you doing? Are you masturbating? 408 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,560 Huh? No. [laughs] 409 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,040 I'm doing a little check. 410 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,800 Suddenly I have something like a ball which popped up. 411 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,080 Almost a nut, a hazelnut. Touch with your hand. 412 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,440 No, but what touch? But leave me alone, but what touch? 413 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,400 - You need to go to a doctor. - But which doctor? 414 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,280 Trust me, a little nut is not normal. 415 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,280 - [verse] - What are you doing here instead? 416 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,360 I came to change. 417 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,440 In your opinion, it is possible that the world has changed 418 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,280 without the two of us realizing it? 419 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,600 I'm telling you because there's this sexologist... 420 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,920 - Don't bother yourself, eh. - No, but I also say this for the customers. 421 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,040 Look at that problem what do you have with Margherita... Ah! 422 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,280 It has nothing to do with the fact that we no longer have customers. 423 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,400 - [doorbell] - Who is he? 424 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,080 It must be Luigi, let him open the door. 425 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,400 I asked him for a favor for Muriel's funeral. 426 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,920 You go, I have to finish something here. 427 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,920 Go. 428 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,880 One. 429 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,760 Two... 430 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,520 and three. They are odd. 431 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,920 [sighs] Mysteries of nature. 432 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,440 [sighs] Amazing. 433 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,440 - Luigi! - Eh. 434 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,440 - Don't shake hands with my father. - Why? 435 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,520 Trust me. 436 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,040 [Alfonso sighs] 437 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,560 [coffee boiling] 438 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,200 James, no! I won't let dancers come anymore, 439 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,320 stars and singers in my church to celebrate a funeral. 440 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,000 The last time the bishop made me a scolding 441 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,680 and he even left me the bill to pay. 442 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,320 It would be about of a small number of burlesques. 443 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,680 - Oh, God the burlesque. - But sorry, 444 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,960 Was Muriel a parishioner of yours? 445 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,040 Louis, frankly It's the least you can do. 446 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,120 Yes, I feel sorry for Muriel. 447 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:40,040 In fact, I hope he didn't suffer. He was such a sweet person. 448 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,840 But what a pain. He enjoyed it! You don't know how he screamed. 449 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,880 "Giacomo, again! Again! Again! 450 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,440 You drive me crazy." 451 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,480 But don't do it for me, do it for poor Muriel. 452 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,480 Muriel was among the most devoted parishioners. 453 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,160 - Mm. Mh. Mh. - So... 454 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,480 Listen, tell me something, but are there many of your parishioners? 455 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,760 Over time I managed to reunite a rather large group of... 456 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,080 Mh. Show a little here. 457 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,160 - Open here. - What the fuck are you doing? 458 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,320 Look at that performance! 459 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,080 - [sighs] - What the hell are you doing? 460 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,840 You are wasted. Have you ever thought... 461 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,480 to bring joy in another way too? A more secular way. 462 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,560 You've gone crazy. 463 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,520 It's a time of crisis. 464 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,680 Of great crisis. 465 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,280 You are parishioners and let's do fifty fifty. 466 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:36,640 - Come on, deep down you like him too. - Giacomo, I am a priest. 467 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,480 Are you telling me you can't hear the snare drum? 468 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,200 Enough with this snare drum. 469 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,640 [window creaks] 470 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,560 [verse] 471 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,600 Where did he go? Louis! 472 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,000 Peace and good. 473 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,120 Don't do that, I said peace. 474 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,840 [sighs] 475 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,880 - [child cries] - Yes. I collected the proofs, yes. 476 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:03,040 Look, if you'll just give me a moment because I have to run an errand. 477 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,320 Ah. I understand, you don't have a moment. 478 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,400 Can I help you? 479 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,040 I'll call you back later. 480 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,840 [Don Luigi laughs] 481 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,320 [snare drum crescendos in background] 482 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,920 [liturgical music in the background] 483 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,520 [music fades] 484 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,680 - [child cries] - And... 485 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,880 I hope that... tomorrow for you will be... 486 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,800 - [cell phone rings] - That tomorrow will be better than today. 487 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,080 [laughing] Yes. 488 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,440 And... I'll open the elevator for you. 489 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,920 Thank you. Yes, ready? 490 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,320 No, look, I don't know what happened because yes... 491 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,440 So, look, matter of an hour, okay? 492 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,720 Yes. 493 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,120 I'll call you back. Thank you. 494 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,280 Yes. 495 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,920 [snare drum crescendos in background] 496 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,520 [sighs] 497 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,640 [elevator stops] 498 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,240 [rhythmic music in the background] 499 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,320 [Alfonso] Margherita? 500 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,560 [Alfonso] Margherita? 501 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:46,840 [music fades] 502 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,760 [rhythmic music in the background] 503 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,160 [sighs] 504 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,960 [music fades] 505 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,200 [indistinct buzz from the bar] 506 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,320 [gong] 507 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,120 [indistinct buzz] 508 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,040 [rhythmic music in the background] 509 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,640 But where do these go? 510 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,560 Clara. 511 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,600 Clara? 512 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,120 [sighs] 513 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,880 [music fades] 514 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,520 [laughter] 515 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,280 [Rossana] How nice to find you all here after quite some time. 516 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,560 [laughing] You're welcome. 517 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,560 Welcome to our new one series of meetings. 518 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,240 Today I want to tell you a story. 519 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Once upon a time there was a princess who fell in love with a prince. 520 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,000 They got married and lived happily ever after. 521 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,080 So says the tale. 522 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,840 Then, life is something else. 523 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,600 And you to stay here, you are neither happy... 524 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,720 "...Nor happy. 525 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,840 We don't need princes..." 526 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,480 [Rossana] We don't need it of seducers. 527 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,200 We don't need men. We are... 528 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,400 - "...Uniqueness..." - And we have the right... 529 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,480 "...right to pleasure. And when do we want it?" 530 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,520 [in chorus] Now! 531 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,640 - [Rossana] And who doesn't give it to us? - [in chorus] Get out! 532 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,800 - Exact. - Out. 533 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:37,440 Because to achieve orgasm you don't need special people, the lover... 534 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,200 "You don't need a gigolo to enjoy yourself." 535 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,960 And I'll let you discover this as we move forward 536 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,800 and you will understand what it means to be a woman. 537 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,480 [sighs] 538 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,000 "Do you know what my motto is?" 539 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,800 [in chorus] The pleasure is all mine! 540 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,040 The pleasure is all mine! The pleasure is all mine! 541 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,160 But what is it? They are possessed. 542 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,040 [gong] 543 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,760 [Plastic Bertrand: "Ça Plane Pour Moi" in the background] 544 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,120 - Alfonso! - [startles] 545 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,760 We are at war. Someone is changing women's minds 546 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,840 and we must prevent it. You were right. 547 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,160 What are you saying? 548 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,240 - I'm serious. - You're serious. You're also a heart patient, 549 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,280 will you calm down please? 550 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:38,200 Then, you and I are at war with who, excuse me? - With that! 551 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,960 Who stole our customers. The same one that stole Margherita from you. 552 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,760 In what sense? 553 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,840 I went to the course he holds in the hotel. 554 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,440 Margherita was also at the course. 555 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,600 That woman is putting forward absurd ideas at the top of everyone. 556 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,920 We must study the enemy and understand its weaknesses. 557 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,800 Are you sure Margherita was there? 558 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,920 Yes, front row. 559 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,560 - Then it's war. - And war it is. 560 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,080 [towards]